let me tell you the uncanny story of a nameless guy and his far from obedient dog named tamarindo...

they lived together in a small, but decent house at the top of a hill crowded with other houses. 
the nameless guy would offer parties, and tamarindo ridiculed him in front of his guests because the dog refused to be obedient; he would host gatherings, but tamarindo would interrupt them with his lack of discipline inside the house. he would invite his date in for drinks, and yet tamarindo would make a mockery out of his master by bitting him, whenever the nameless guy tried to give him commands.
shortly after, the poor nameless guy found himself in confusion because neither relative, friend, or date would call or reply back to his messages.
he then locked himself away inside his house to never be seen.
til' this day, it's speculated that tamarindo finally took control and showed his former master who was the real alpha male, and forced him to live a hermit life inside the small, but decent house on top of the crowded hill
---the end---